Hey! I know you’ve been missing me terribly here, but the last movie we saw was The International. I have nothing interesting to say about it.
I thought this would be the best place to pose this question because I don’t have an e-mail address for Mauer, and I know Arnab and Reynolds at least will be able to help too. It’s a weird request that is guaranteed to bring down the tone of the blog. But it’s cultural if not related to film.
My dad has asked me to create a CD of “butt songs.”
Because he is impossible to buy for, I’m doing it.
Here’s what I’ve got own my own:
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LL Cool J, “Big Ole Butt”
Duice, “Daisy Duks”
Sir Mix-A-Lot, “Baby Got Back”
Spinal Tap, “Big Bottom”
Queen, “Fat Bottom Girls”
The Jimmy Castor Bunch, “The Bertha Butt Boogie”
Sisqo, “The Thong Song”
K.C. and the Sunshine Band, “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty”
Freak Nasty, “Da’ Dip”
Wreckx-n-Effect, “Rump Shaker” (Pete says no)
Salt-n-Pepa, “Shoop”
E.U. “Da’ Butt”
Tag Team, “Whoomp! (There it is)”
Not sure about, we haven’t heard them:
Kinsu, Booty Bounce
2 Live Jews “Shake Your Tuchus”
Rejected:
David Allen Coe, Fucking in the Butt
2 Live Crew, Face Down Ass Up
Pete says that Arnab used to play a song called Bounce Yo Bootie. Googling has led to unfortunate videos of bouncing booties. (Do NOT click on that third one, the LiveVideo one.)
Again, I appreciate your tolerance of my bizarre requests.
This seems like a question for Twitter. But here’s my one suggestion: “Boogie in Your Butt” (Eddie Murphy).
Put a tree in your butt.
Put me in your butt.
Spinal Tap, “Big Bottom”
And I went and googled, and lo, behold: an article called “Songs About Butts…” — http://magazine.jamsbio.com/2008/10/23/songs-about-butts/ That seems an astonishing resource for your research, Nikki. I’m particularly interested in “Butt to Butt Resuscitation.”
And since I was there, I also googled assface. There is an entry in the Urban Dictionary for assface, in case you need to know “What’s the meaning of assface?” There were a surprising number of photos, too. I encourage you to utilize this resource as a visual complement to your fine gift.
Surprisingly few country songs about asses. But how about “Tight Fittin’ Jeans” by Conway Twitty?
What’s up with your dad?
His ass is up. Face down.
totally seconding jeff’s question! hahahahaha
John, I’m sure you have a much larger twitter following than I do.
Jeff, I’m pretty sure if you have to ask, it cannot be explained to you.
i have never heard of a song called “bounce yo bootie”. peter is high, again.
here’s are some possibles:
a tribe called quest, “bonita applebum” (not about butts per se but about a woman named bonita with a bum shaped like an apple)
beastie boys, “professor booty” (“professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure?”, “well, i think it’s booty”)
beastie boys, “shake your rump”
mos def, “ms. fat booty”
del tha funkee homosapien, “what is a booty?”
parliament, “rumpofsteelskin”
“I like square butts….” you must include the Burger King re-mix, if only for the suggestion that the King wants to have a sexual tryst with Spongebob Squarepants. “SpongeBob I wanna get witcha, cause you’re making me richa” yeah! I hear Wendy’s is going to premier an ad which suggests a menage a trois between the pigtailed girl, Spongebob and Patrick. TMZ says that Squidward’s been seen with Plankton–come out of the closet already!